Stealth Pee

Peeing on the outside of the bowl where the water runs down, when peeing on the water would make to much noise

Jack: Did I wake you last night?
Jill: No, why?
Jack: Good, just checking because I stealth pee'd to avoid waking you up

by Maxgoon May 3, 2010

Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019

stealth peeing

It is when a man sits down to pee. Where the piss hits the front bowl and makes as little noise as possible. It is when you go take a piss and don't want to wake anybody up, say abusive dad or wife. Also pee this way to avoid waking up a baby.

I came in so late last night, I didn't want to wake the wife, so I had to stealth peeing technique.

by JBCE August 28, 2007

Stealth Peen

In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.

Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.

by Zyrexia February 19, 2015

stealthee

A pee that is so quiet and/or so fast that no one around you would knew that you were peeing.

Man, I just took a stealthee in the bathroom. No one even knew I was there.

by PrettyFlyForAGringo October 28, 2018