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Starblast

Used while engaging in intercourse with a woman, with the window open. You then proceed the falsely claim you have seen a shooting star. When she looks out of the window you release your sperm in her vaginal area and run out yelling "STARBLAST!!!!!"
"Man I took Brittany back to my place and totally starblasted her, I hope she's on the pill..."
by S N double O P D O double G April 15, 2009
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StarBlast

A fuckin weirdo. You know what I said the first time i met him??? I said "WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, STARBALLS! YOU SEE THIS BADGE? I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, STARBUTT—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! STARBITCH, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHILD! I LOOVE CHILDREN TEARS! THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROW! JUST NOT FO YO BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN YO LIGHTS OUT! FUCKIN STARBALLS, YOU GETTIN' YO ASS WHOPPED! I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU BITCH! EVEN AS A KID I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT SHIT IS? I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DICK!" He is the bitchiest piece of sigma shit i have ever met, he makes me want to fucking kill myself. This piece of genuine fart shit cock sucking dumbass gives me another reason to kill myself. Out of 9,082,123,418 reasons he is number 16. FUCK YOU STARBITCH OR STARBALLS OR WHATEVER THE ACTUAL FUCK YOUR NAME IS!!
"Starblast is genuinely a piece of fucking shit. I heard he sucked off some weird ass youtuber for a few bucks. fucking queerboy.
by FatherOfShitTurrets September 19, 2021
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Shamblastique

1. Another word for wow or amazing.

2. When you find money in your pockets that you didn't know was there.

3. When you think about a word too hard and it loses it's meaning.
1. "That's shamblastique"

2. "Oh shamblastique! There was a ten in my pocket this whole time. I'm going to go to Starbucks with this" :)

3. Sarah-"Have you ever thought what the word birthday really means?"
Caitlin-"Don't think about it too hard, your brain will shamblastique!"
by Caitlin's17 January 16, 2009
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Pink Starburst

A pink Starburst is the most prized of all Starburst flavors.

If someone is a Pink Starburst, they are a very special individual.
Never let anyone treat you like a Yellow Starburst. You are a Pink Starburst!
by mixxtionary December 25, 2017
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starburst pipe

A pipe made out of starburst used to smoke cannabis (marijuana) and when you smoke out of this pipe the smoke will taste like candy
IMMA HIT THA STARBURST PIPE TONIGHT!!!!!
by alxxx69r June 21, 2014
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Starbation

The term given to an ugg-wearing, pumpkin-spice-loving white girl who 'literally can't even' after being deprived of Starbucks for a prolonged (probably 24 hours) period of time.
Oh my gosh! The poor girl is like, dying of starbation. Quick, get her a pumpkin spice latte!
by Just can't even December 17, 2016
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Starburst Booty

The word used when a female has a flawless and solid behind, but still has a juicy characteristic to it. Such charactersitic would be the ability to bounce.
Rick Big Stick: Yo Erf, that chick has a dope ass. It looks so solid, but it's bouncing like Jell-O at the same time.

Erf: I believe that chick has a Starburst Booty.
by Erfy J September 13, 2010
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