starfish sex

Sex in missionary position where girl lays inactive on bed with her legs spread.

He was expecting it to be steamy sex like from porno movies, but all he got was starfish sex.

by usernamekiran August 12, 2016

starfish sex

Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.

While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.

I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.

by mr.corruption July 1, 2005

Starfish Sex

To have sex with arms and legs spread open... and stare lovingly at your significant other, like a starfish

Hey babe wanna have starfish sex?

by Kim Chee 1234 January 19, 2009

Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.

"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"

by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022

sexual starfish

When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish

Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.

by Sexual Starfish November 28, 2015

sexual tension starfish

essentially the same thing as awkward turtle except in moments where there is sexual tension. accompanied by a sort of blinking star formation of the hand in which the fist is clenched and unclenched to indicate a squirming starfish.

an awkwardly sexual moment you can say sexual tension starfish and squish your hands, similarly to making the handmotions of awkward turtle

by anonymous number whatever December 9, 2008