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a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.
by sexydimma March 03, 2015
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Sex with a woman having her period.
When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.
by mr. buggaloo October 01, 2004
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Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.
Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre
by studmuffin March 07, 2005
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