St. Louis Park

First ring suburb of Minneapolis, home of Al Franken, the Coen Brothers, and Thomas L. Friedman. Also home to many artsy and funky middle-agers and aging hippies who are trying to raise their kids to be progressive. Large Jewish population because in the thirties, Jews weren't allowed to buy property in Minneapolis.

Woman: I wanted to buy a little house, so we went to St. Louis Park.
Man: Cool! It's so close to Minneapolis!
woman: Yeah, and it's so progressive!

St. Louis Park by queen mab June 13, 2010

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St. Louis Park High School

The Walmart version of Edina but without the budget and the awards, St. louis Park High School is a school made up of suburban white kids and staff who think they’re progressive and different when in reality they’re just as racist and bigoted as every other majority white school in Minnesota. They’ll cape for their precious white kids but won’t hesitate to suspend Black/POC students for weeks at a time. Want the SLP experience? Head to a Trump rally.

“Did you hear about that girl who posed with a Confederate flag at St. Louis Park High School?”
“Yeah and she said she didn’t know what it meant? What a fucking liar.”

St. Louis Park High School by yourdadgolddigginggirlfriend September 10, 2020

kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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