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St. Joseph, MO 

The 8th largest city in Missouri, which no one has heard of. It is "famous" for being the birthplace of the Pony Express, Eminem, Walter Cronkite, and a couple of NFL players. Also home of THE MWSU. Meh, it's a decent place to live. The air quality is terrible however and it will be the death of us all.
Taking jogs at night in St. Joseph, MO is like trying to breathe on Mars without a spacesuit.
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St. Joseph, MO 

Saint Joseph, Mo. is where the Pony Express originated and Jessie James once roamed and robbed. Also home of the armpit of America. Had the highest spanish population growth in the U.S. in 2010. Home of the oldest saloon west of the Mississippi; First Ward House. Saltine Crackers were invented in St. Joe.
Let's go to St. Joseph, Mo to relish the smell of the South end.
St. Joseph, MO by Sloan Silver December 18, 2012

St. Joseph, Mo 

The worst place to live in the world. Whether it be from the redneck South siders, or the white trash north enders, or your cross between preps and gangstas from the middle of the city. People all follow everyone else on what to wear and no one has originality. Only about 6 people ever have come out of this city and actually done something worth while with their lives. Kids go from wearing all American eagle to Abercrombie to Holister, to the newest crave which seems to have just appeared and taken this shit hole over POLO. PLACE FUCKING SUCKS...big gulps huh? Welp see ya later!!!
Jane- "I hate living here"
Tarzan- " At least it's not as bad as St. Joseph, Mo"
Jane- "Your always right Tarzan"
St. Joseph, Mo by HATER1444 January 28, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026