St Thomas Network 

The stream of ejaculatory fluid seeping from woman to woman to woman which eventually leads back a few dudes at Carlson Business College

"We'll get you an InTeRnShIp & JeOB while at sT tHoMas! All through the St Thomas Network!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all you have to do is pay 40k$ and read about SJW and business EThIcS! We haAve GReaT, SaLieNt MaJorS!"

"I guess I better bring my rain boots....sigh..."

St Thomas Network by BasedDe September 17, 2020

St Thomas Network 

The streams of cum leading from woman to woman to woman but eventually leading back to a couple dudes at Carlson

Admissions Pimp: "St Thomas has the St Thomas Network! We allbutguaranteeunderlegalcontracture that we WILL get you a high-finance jobs right out of college!!"

Savvy students: "St Thomas Network? Guess I better bring my umbrellas...sighhhhh..."

EDIT: @urban dictionary staffers, you will not get this unless you WENT to st thomas, a respectable but academically nincompoop school in southern Minnesota. You will not have heard ALL ABOUT THE "St Thomas Network" so you will not understand why their promises of good jobs out of college are completely false. I am not sullying a Catholic institution for its Catholicism--I am a seminarian at a different school in fact--I am drawing under-given attention to a serious lie St Thomas peddles to admitted and high school students about career prospects out of college. I am in line with the college revelution, wherein we can totally see 80% of our college tuition was frittered away on defining basic marketing vocabulary. I encourage you to seriously think again; DO NOT delete this post as it echoes the academic agony of thousands of st Thomas graduates who were told fame and fortune awaited them outside St Thomas' borders but wound up stocking shelves intead.

St Thomas Network by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020