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St Martin High pt.2

Yall ask and y’all shall receive. First of all Tell me why y’all can’t act somewhat civilized in the mf courtyard like y’all wanna fight everyone until ya get ya shit rocked and you face plant the concrete. They have the internet only working near dual credit classes cus they want me to balance my academics and getting bitches. Hey, nic fiends, quit asking every damn person that comes in the bathroom for a rip bruh. Y’all be so downbad y’all would ask the damn principal for one if she was in there. And if you do got nic, quit acting like a dumbass with it. Mfs not even hiding it at this point. The assistant principal be catching people because y’all are asking to hit someone’s nic right in front of them. Idiots. Imma make y’all do push-ups for that shi like the tiktoks. And if get nearly sideswiped by another student driver imma say fuck it and run yo ass off the road. LEARN TO DRIVE OR DONT DRIVE AT ALL. Theres a drivers Ed class for a reason. everytime I’m driving somewhere, it’s always some mf with a st Martin student parking sign in they car that drive like they have seizures mid-drive. Get ya shit together before you end up being the next Paul walker of the coast. Lastly, girls if you’re not skinny, thats ok, but if you try to act like you’re goddamn Cinderella or sum bs, just stfu. Bitch you ain’t no damn Cinderella, you miss piggy off the muppets. oink oink headass. Shi just close your mouth in general. I can smell the hot Cheetos and pound cake from across the school.
If St Martin high pt.2 was a sport in general, they’d be mf ultimate frisbee or sum bs
St Martin High pt.2 by Baby-D-K- October 21, 2021
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