Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.
"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"
by Bloomers September 13, 2007
Flaming Diarrhea. squirts are basicly the worst experience you can can endure. Marcella usually gets the squirts from eating fish.
Marcella was really constipated at the sleepover, Until she ate Jessica's mom's fish. She slept on the toilet! you could hear the crap splash in the bowl! SQUIRTS!
by Jessicrap June 2, 2007
Your really looking up this word!! Why would you do?? Shut your phone and go pray or something. I expect more from you 😂😂
by Check yourself August 16, 2015
Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
by tobad4ya November 23, 2004
by FERRARiROCHER November 3, 2019
"Squirting" is the term used for female pleasure that all the neighbors will hear.
After sex, when her man gets up to remove the condom; the woman takes out a high-pressure squirt gun. She "squirts" him, first in the face, and then in the back as he runs outside to escape the attack. He's naked, wet, and cold. She returns home alone, feeling deeply satisfied.
After sex, when her man gets up to remove the condom; the woman takes out a high-pressure squirt gun. She "squirts" him, first in the face, and then in the back as he runs outside to escape the attack. He's naked, wet, and cold. She returns home alone, feeling deeply satisfied.
by shadesofdrab May 12, 2015
by Butthole5 May 6, 2017