Squirrel Piss

The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.

Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"

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Piss eyed squirrel

An emotion which exceeds the level of frustration of a rabid animal.

My coach was madder than a piss eyed squirrel when I scored for the other team.

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Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.

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An obsessive snuggler who is quick to point out others' suggling. Specimans of this species are well known for their small genitalia.

Girl: "I got with a squirrelpuss last night. The sex was shit, and all he wanted to do was snuggle afterwards."

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