Squidward Dab

The most epic event to ever take place in the history of mankind. Everyone's favorite childhood grouch Squidward was standing on a parade float when out of nowhere he hits the audience with a dab then spins around and is on his way to dab on some other fools.

Did you see that squidward dab video?

Yes, that shit was tight.

Squidward Dab by B3ASTMOD369 December 5, 2019

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squidward dab

The act of putting your right arm across your face while the other arm opposite to the one covering your face and screaming squidward dab!!!!

McCann squidward dab

squidward dab by McCann lad June 18, 2016

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Dabbing Squidward

A meme of a Squidward dabbing during a holiday parade. The man behind the mask is running for president under, "other" as his candidate checkbox. Fill in dabbing Squidward here.

Oh look, Johnny, it is a dabbing Squidward!

Dabbing Squidward by emster_em December 16, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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