Squeeze a Lemon

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.

Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.

by Cubbybearks September 02, 2009

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squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006

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Be right back, i got to squeeze a lemon...

by spacepanties August 30, 2007

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An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.

"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."

by BitchFucker700 July 11, 2008

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to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.

I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

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To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

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The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 06, 2004

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