In a modern context, often utilized to refer to the availability, whether buying or selling, of marijuana packets, blunts and related products
Historically referred to the inquiry of cigarettes.
"Hey, you got any squares?
"Square. Square. Square."
by 2.615074 September 24, 2023
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A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
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Someone who’s personality it boring and bland
Bro James is a FKIN square
by KenTheZen September 4, 2022
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a debit or credit card, sometimes associated with online fraud(clicking)
"yo? can you buy me a ticket to that concert, I'll pay you cash. I just don't have squares at the moment."
by the grobber 3000 August 13, 2019
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When you haven't pulled (made out with) anyone you're a square
Dude I need to pull someone tonight I'm still a square
by Ya g November 20, 2016
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