Squadrito

A Squadrito is an attractive Law enforcement officer or Firefighter generally, of Hispanic decent who will go out of his way for the betterment of his squad. He’s all about the team/squad and they know it.

You see Billy over there, be a Bill on shift because he’s a real Squadrito

by Billy Barrett May 16, 2022

Quadrito Bong

A beer bong filled with beer and quadrito (Cheetos, Dorito's, Fritos, and Tito's Vodka). A favorite amongst frat daddy's and those looking for a high-calorie liquid intake!

When Jeff was late getting back to the party bus, he was forced to chug down a Quadrito Bong.

by Sparky the SunDevil April 19, 2014

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.

eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!

by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012

Squadro

A squadro is a step up from a fleeto, basically a gang consisting of 15 or more people, Ya bass.

5-9 = posso
10-14 = fleeto
>15 = squadro

by bnnrrnkin October 23, 2007

Squaitoraids

The combination of Squaids and Gatoraids this is even more serious shit then Ray William Johnsons Squaids. DONT FUCK WITH SQUAITORAIDS!!!!!

The squirrel was butt fucked by the gator and got Squaitoraids.

by T-Man Achmenrah January 15, 2010

squadriplegic

The act of being void of having a squad or a "crew"

Taylor swift has her " squad". This leaves me as crewless or squadriplegic.

by Slightlystill December 7, 2015

Squaritis

When a person has multiple square features.

She has squaritis.
She has a bad case of squaritis.

by itis1519 March 2, 2018