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Shumes, To describe a beautiful, intelligent and sexy male, known for their genius and good looks.
Wow, that guy is such a shumes!
Shumes by MrMk92 September 24, 2011
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spencer+james
the gayest ship in existence. well 2nd to shlake.
“whats spames?” I asked
“ITS ME + MY BESTIE!” says james
“I thought you liked your brother,” spencer says.
Direct Translation is "Loved by everyone" but in actuality the realistic translation is "Douchetastic, with a hint of cinnamon swirl.

Everyone loves Sumesh, and his carefree attitude, and even though Sumeshs are known for their lack of upper body strength, resulting in no ability to do pushups

He may seem to float through life, but in times of great need, he "kinda" always pulls through.
He is so chill, dude he's Sumesh.

Man that guy was such a douche to me, no wait; he was a Sumesh!

He had my back, Just like a Sumesh
Sumesh by Bloody Vagina February 25, 2010
The simultaneous release of both sputum and semen. Typically occurs when one is home sick with a nasty respiratory infection and one tires to make himself feel better by repeatedly masturbating.
I went through 5 boxes of tissues today. Wow. You must have a lot of sputum. No. I had a lot of spumen. My Dick is sore and so is my chest. Nasty!!!
Spumen by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
gis, gism, load, sperm
spume by Scott Smith July 10, 2003

Sumesism 

a religion that celebrates the life of Sumes and travel to the Pizza Stain to worship him
I PRAY TO SUMES AND SUMESISM
Sumesism by The_Bone January 24, 2022