Is a nasty ass trashy, dirty place in the southwest corner of Missouri filled meth, homeless, with
people with more felony convictions than they have teeth.
People in Springfield are of contradictions. The 6 figure, yuppy wannabe rich classless
people eat ham sandwiches with a cup filled with
pepsi, yet they look down at you.
People in Springfield are
people with no sense of aesthetic. The girls here are overweight, with badly groomed hair, yet give looks of disgust to anyone who looks in their direction that doesn't look like Brad Pitt. The
people in Springfield are overall racist, yet most women have at least 3 mixed race kids out of the 5 kids they have between 5 fathers.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a
fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their
music consist of various wannabes who think one
day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Kim
Jung-Un: I need to find a
target to drop a
nuke on.
North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?
Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
