when you shit and spit chips of shit down the toilet and it hits the pan so violently and sticks all round, you have to T-Cut it off.
Could be after a particularly spicy curry. A dodgy Egyptian dish at the Park Inn Sharm could also cause one to 'spray tan the pan' in a BIG way.... Poor cleaners
by CStar0701 February 11, 2009
gayman 1. hey man that was a sweet spray tan you gave me last night
gayman 2. yeah there was shit flying every where it even got on the walls
gayman 2. yeah there was shit flying every where it even got on the walls
by morgancarter1234 August 4, 2007
The act of urinating into the top tank of the toilet, so when the owner of the toilet flushes more urine just comes out
by Dat1Hoe February 22, 2017
Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.
by JackAttack21 November 29, 2012
The act of eating a large quantity of Del Taco food followed by standing on one's head in the shower and spraying the warm diarrhea into the air covering one's body leaving the skin a golden brown.
I slept naked last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a partial Del Taco spray tan when I bare-assed sharted on her.
by pre14g January 25, 2011
New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)
1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.
2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
verb (used without object)
1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.
2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"
"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."
"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."
"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."
"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."
by embalming squad October 10, 2011
When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.
Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.
When you know they weren't sick.
Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.
When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
by CountPastPotato June 18, 2013