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Spotify Premium 

Something a person needs to get if they want some bitches on their dick.
Ayo has Timon been getting any bitches on his dick lately?
Nahh man, he still aint got that Spotify Premium
Spotify Premium by Sexy_Kieran January 17, 2021
Words you can keep

Spotify Premium 

Spotify premium is a codeword for Premium or paid Pornhub, subscription. Used in public places to remain private and discrete.
Hey dude, do you have Spotify premium? Hey yeah, I got it last night! Premium's so much better!

Spotify Premium 

Spotify, but premium

You pay for it and you get no more ads, unlike Spotify free which has 3000000 fucking ads every minute.

Also if you don’t know what Spotify is, go search it up.
Wanna listen to Spotify
Sure
Okay, I have Spotify Premium
Spotify Premium by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

Spotify Premium 

how spotify annoys you into giving them your wallet
"Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
Spotify Premium by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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