A commonly seen dad that is obsessed with their child's athletic ability. These dads can become highly aggressive when their child does something wrong in a sport such as, "pitching the ball an inch too far
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
Chad: "Dude, look at Kyle's leg." "He's got a bruise the size of Montana."
Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"
Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"
(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"
Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"
(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
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Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of "Daisy Dukes" on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above the knee, generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the buttocks.
"Let's make a quick run to Wal-Mart, can you please change your clothes before we leave though? You can't go anywhere with me wearing those hoochie daddy shorts!"
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Get the hoochie daddy shorts mug.(Noun): A term coined by (Comedian Clint Coley) referring to a pair a shorts on a male which are above the knees and show considerable thigh skin. Hoochie Daddy Shorts generally have 4 inch seams, are seen mainly during summer, and do not show make genitalia, but do give a sneak peak of them thighs.
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