Sports Dad 

A commonly seen dad that is obsessed with their child's athletic ability. These dads can become highly aggressive when their child does something wrong in a sport such as, "pitching the ball an inch too far
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.

Chad: "Dude, look at Kyle's leg." "He's got a bruise the size of Montana."

Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"

Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"

(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"

Sports Dad by Michael Sollabec January 25, 2006

sportsdad

an ultra-liberal faggot through and through.

Hey did you vote for this guy?

Hell no! He's a total sportsdad!

sportsdad by JabbathePub February 5, 2012

Hoochie Daddy Shorts 

Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of "Daisy Dukes" on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above the knee, generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the buttocks.

"Let's make a quick run to Wal-Mart, can you please change your clothes before we leave though? You can't go anywhere with me wearing those hoochie daddy shorts!"

Hoochie Daddy Shorts by Scientific... June 16, 2022

hoochie daddy shorts 

Really short man shorts worn by dads

He was out there wearing those hoochie daddy shorts

hoochie daddy shorts by BlaccBo Duke May 29, 2022

Hoochie Daddy Shorts 

(Noun): A term coined by (Comedian Clint Coley) referring to a pair a shorts on a male which are above the knees and show considerable thigh skin. Hoochie Daddy Shorts generally have 4 inch seams, are seen mainly during summer, and do not show make genitalia, but do give a sneak peak of them thighs.

Look at Clint out here with them Hoochie Daddy shorts on, lookin like a tall glass of water.

Hoochie Daddy Shorts by Ash.Bee_Rawz May 31, 2022

Hoochie Daddy shorts 

Shorts typically worn by men and other masculine of center folks that fall inches above the knee and showcases the wearers thighs and'calves; a summer staple.

A summertime thirst trap for generations.
Feminine equivalent to Hoochie mama

Look at Emanuel over there, rocking his Hoochie Daddy shorts at the pool.

Hoochie Daddy shorts by BonnieZyx June 1, 2022