Sports Cock 

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.

Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.

Sports Cock by Kazer72 July 8, 2016

Sports Cock 

Sports Cock, compact and tidy when u dont need him,but when u do need him its a sleek love making machine.

He was neither a grower nor a shower, could say he had a sports cock.

Sports Cock by ZenoBoi August 10, 2016

Sports Cock 

After strenuous exercise (e.g. the gym) the penis is extremely deflated and small due to the previous adrenaline pumping activity.

"Good gym session, Pete"

"Yeh, felt awesome, but i've got major sports cock now, Gutted!"

Sports Cock by P.Halliday May 15, 2009

sports cock 

When a man's penis becomes small and very firm after playing sports and/or doing physical activity.

Bro I can't show it to you right now, I have sports cock

sports cock by pschareuchattintomefamEEEEEEEE March 20, 2021

Sportscucks 

People that place trivial athletics above their own values and principles. These people have no shame, and even less dignity.

Bron: I can’t believe these sportscucks place ball over their own beliefs.

Relly Rell: Word up frfr. I’m not supporting the (((system))).

Sportscucks by blackBullPrepper September 2, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019