Skip to main content

Sports Cock 

Sports Cock, compact and tidy when u dont need him,but when u do need him its a sleek love making machine.
He was neither a grower nor a shower, could say he had a sports cock.
Sports Cock by ZenoBoi August 10, 2016

Sports Cock 

After strenuous exercise (e.g. the gym) the penis is extremely deflated and small due to the previous adrenaline pumping activity.
"Good gym session, Pete"

"Yeh, felt awesome, but i've got major sports cock now, Gutted!"
Sports Cock by P.Halliday May 15, 2009

sports cock 

When a man's penis becomes small and very firm after playing sports and/or doing physical activity.
Bro I can't show it to you right now, I have sports cock

Sportscucks 

People that place trivial athletics above their own values and principles. These people have no shame, and even less dignity.
Bron: I can’t believe these sportscucks place ball over their own beliefs.

Relly Rell: Word up frfr. I’m not supporting the (((system))).
Sportscucks by blackBullPrepper September 2, 2020

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026