Sports Cock

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.

Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.

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Sports Cock, compact and tidy when u dont need him,but when u do need him its a sleek love making machine.

He was neither a grower nor a shower, could say he had a sports cock.

Sports Cock by ZenoBoi August 10, 2016

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After strenuous exercise (e.g. the gym) the penis is extremely deflated and small due to the previous adrenaline pumping activity.

"Good gym session, Pete"

"Yeh, felt awesome, but i've got major sports cock now, Gutted!"

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sports cock

When a man's penis becomes small and very firm after playing sports and/or doing physical activity.

Bro I can't show it to you right now, I have sports cock

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People that place trivial athletics above their own values and principles. These people have no shame, and even less dignity.

Bron: I can’t believe these sportscucks place ball over their own beliefs.

Relly Rell: Word up frfr. I’m not supporting the (((system))).

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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