Spord

A fusion of Spoon and Sword

I am the chosen one to bear the legendary spord

Spord by Ieya September 3, 2006

Spodie 

A party, much like a keger, but instead of beer you drink and sell a mixture of alcohol and various juices. Every weekend night in Seattle. Mostly attended and thrown by high school age students. $5 a cup.

Want to hit up the Spodie at Rockspot on Friday?

Spodie by Hbbtraplord May 16, 2015

Spode

There's a few different definitions I've seen for this word. In the late 90's thru mid 2k's this is what it meant:

Spode was a synonym for chump, wuss, pansy, weakling, sissy. Most often used to describe guys that sucked at sports.

Guy 1: Johnny is such a spode!

Guy 2: For real! What's his record? 3 and 15 on the j.v squad?

Spode by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Spodermen 

A spin off meme of Spider-Man usually used with bad grammar or other spin off meme's associated with crude comedy.

"Hey Spodermen u wante sme rice?"
"Sure wat knd?"
"Uncle Bens"
"Why u do dis?"

Spodermen by LurkyHD August 1, 2016

spondalay 

the act of knocking something out of someones hand and screaming "spondalay bitch!"

origininated by US Marine corps airwing

Manny spondalayed bobs water in pubic and had to replace that shits!

spondalay by warpt127 July 13, 2009

spodeman 

1)A dude who consantly talks about or refers to sexual acts or encounters. 2)A dude who thinks he is unmatched in his sexual prowess. 3) A dude who thinks any woman is fair game sexually.

Ted: Did you meet Stephan at the party last night?

James: Yeah man, that dude is something else. All he talked about was how he'd like to suck on this girls tits or screw that one in the ass. He propostioned nearly every chick at the party and even copped a few feels.

Ted: That's Stephan. He's a real spodeman.

spodeman by toda February 8, 2007

Dante Sparda 

The wisecracking half-man, half-demon star of the ass-kicking game series Devil May Cry. He is the son of Sparda and the brother of Vergil Sparda. He owns a demon hunting agency called Devil May Cry (duh), of which he is sole owner, employee, and agent. he traditionally carries a large broadsword (Examples: Rebellion, Sparda Sword, Force Edge, Alastor) and two .45 caliber pistols, one black and one white, called Ebony and Ivory, which never run out of ammo. However he has been known to carry other weapons, such as an icy three-sided nunchaku/flail, two scimitars, fiery gauntlets, even an electric (literally) guitar, as well as a full compliment of firearms, from lasers to sniper rifles, to rocket launchers. Again, none of these run out of ammo.
Dante is a bit full of himself, and for good reason. His half demon heritage gives him phenomenal strength, speed, agility, and healing abilities, to the point where he can get impaled multiple times and still lay down a good ass-kicking. While he normally takes on a human form, he has the ability to use a "Devil Trigger", which makes him stronger, faster, take less damage, and just more badass in general for a short period of time. He is constantly at odds with the legions of Hell which his father locked away and his brother, Vergil, who is thought to have been killed. He has a large red jewel around his neck that is the only thing he has left of his mother, who was killed by demons when was young (thus inspiring him to become a demon hunter).

Dante: Well, this is my kind of rain.
No wonder the sky looks so funny today.

Lady: Let me go!

Dante: Let you go?
But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.




Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the
only just left.

Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and
couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.


Griffon: "You! Are you the human, the son of Sparda, who challenges the
Darkness Mundus?"

Dante: "Flock off feather-face, or you can stick around and find out the
hard way!"

Dante Sparda by Zephyr16 July 3, 2005