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spoon bender 

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends
Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!
spoon bender by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011

spoonbender 

One who is that weird, and/or strange that you could imagine them sitting at home in their room bending spoons with their minds.
That bloke is an absolute spoonbender.
spoonbender by Brentles November 26, 2006