Purge and splurge

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 22, 2017

the urge to splurge

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off

After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge

by Anigger7 January 30, 2017

urge to splurge

The urge to get fresh and get money every day. Living the Louie Ton lifestyle. I'm papered up and my pockets on fleek.

I got the urge to splurge so I stay rocking Louie Ton.

by IMSPLURGE October 28, 2015

Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

by Big Bobby Bacon May 27, 2015

hideous gorgon splurge

scanky congealed muck that clogs up things you dont want it to...

1 - A hideous gorgon splurge clogging the plug hole.
2 - 'There is a hideous gorgon splurge in my belly button'

by Sandra D January 29, 2004

splooge splurge

busting a lot of nuts in a day

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today

by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020