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Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.
"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"
by nfkiller October 17, 2008
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