Split Dick

The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.

Oh no! Ive got split dick!

Split Dick by Nathan Turner June 23, 2019

Split dick

A man who becomes a women by cutting his dick in 2 like a lizzards tongue and then folds it in to a form of a vagina. But leave the nut sack intact.

Look at the catchers mit on old split dick over there.

Split dick by Mango86 August 15, 2019

split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

split dick by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 8, 2017

Split dick syndrome 

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

split dick syndrome blood cock

Split dick syndrome by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

split-dick patty 

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

split-dick patty by aerick thomas October 3, 2007

Split Dick Syndrome 

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

Split Dick Syndrome by Xyanp October 14, 2019

banana split dick 

The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.

Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!

banana split dick by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021