Split Trip
1. (N) A very unfortunate event in which a simple trip to the restroom turns into a calamity of extreme proportions. The split trip occurs when a man is at the urinal enjoying an exhilarating piss and unexpectedly a mud butt blast escapes, possibly resulting in soiled underpants. To be safe, one is often required to shuffle gingerly into the nearest stall to perform a visual inspection, and/or the finger test. This extra trip to the stall constitutes the split trip.
2. (V) The act of split tripping oneself.
2. (V) The act of split tripping oneself.
1. Devin only had a few minutes between meetings so he quickly went to the restroom to take a leak. Unfortunately, a catastrophe ensued and the simple trip turned into a split trip. Devin had shatted upon himself on accident.
2. Poor Phammy... He was pushing so hard at the urinal he not only ruptured a blood vessel in his eyeball, he also split tripped in his favorite bikin briefs.
2. Poor Phammy... He was pushing so hard at the urinal he not only ruptured a blood vessel in his eyeball, he also split tripped in his favorite bikin briefs.
Split Trip by S. Bruno October 30, 2008
