-Whoa man, you look almost as good as Splice!

-Brah, you're lookin' Splice tonight.
by Ace March 13, 2004
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Disgusting word. Sounds weird, and is hard to pronounce to normal people. In the terms of biology, its is the joining of two pieces of DNA after introns are removed.

However, it also stands for creepiness, and being skeeved out.
1) "Ah! I can't believe DNA can actually splice! WIIIIIILD!"

2) "Ew, splice! That's such a weird word, I might shiver with spliceyness."
by lolomgzthatshilariousfkja January 31, 2007
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when girls masturbate, to be more exact the art of masturbation by inserting a object into a genital opening.
anna couldnt help splicing when she watched the tape of kevin in a goat suit.
by marcia brady November 16, 2003
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The mixing of different genetics and DNA to achieve a different species.
Martha and Tim, the scientists, worked for months to get their first successful splice.
by TheInformational July 25, 2015
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To be hit by a stick
*gets hit by stick* IVE BEEN SPLICED
by Chcikeknenqkak January 6, 2017
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when youre taking a piss and it splits into many streams. usually happens during your moring piss.
david says: sorry i'm late. i had a pee splice so i had to clean the toilet up.
by k-dawg November 10, 2004
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a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.
Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.
by hiromasasama May 15, 2009
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