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A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)
Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.
by Redheadedamericangirl October 23, 2015
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A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.
Actually my splenda daddy got it for no.
by word diva February 08, 2011
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a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income
girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"

girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."

girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"
by dirtybitchkatie May 14, 2007
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A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.
She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.
by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005
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A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar
My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now
by RobbSchu December 19, 2018
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An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.
My Splenda Daddy works for the City and his car broke down when he took me to the Club that has no cover last night.
by Legendssd October 14, 2010
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Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!
My Splenda-daddy took
Me to sizzler for dinner and we went shopping at Ross dress for less too!!!
by Splenda G February 10, 2017
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