Splay Ride

The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.

“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”

by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018

Slay Ride

A ride, typically in a large vehicle, in which lots of crazy sex occurs.

Me: "Our slay ride to the club was one of the craziest car rides I've ever been in."
Tom: "I know man. We almost broke the suspension."

by PeteTheSkeet December 3, 2014

muddy slay ride

titty fucking a girl backwards so you can grind your asshole up and down her face

yo I gave that bitch a muddy slay ride

by hella cogswella May 12, 2008

manhatten slay ride

When performing sex from behind at the top of a staircase, the man pulls out the womans arms and rides her down the staircase.

She broke her neck in three places after a manhatten slay ride.

by jon abbot August 5, 2007

Slay Ride

When you slay a multiple amount of LG's in a row or one night.

Girl:"Hey wana go to that party tonight? We can go for a little slay ride."

by TFaux April 17, 2011