Splay Ride

The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.

“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”

Splay Ride by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018

Get merch

Get the Splay Ride mug.

See more merch

Slay Ride

A ride, typically in a large vehicle, in which lots of crazy sex occurs.

Me: "Our slay ride to the club was one of the craziest car rides I've ever been in."
Tom: "I know man. We almost broke the suspension."

Slay Ride by PeteTheSkeet December 3, 2014

Get merch

muddy slay ride

titty fucking a girl backwards so you can grind your asshole up and down her face

yo I gave that bitch a muddy slay ride

muddy slay ride by hella cogswella May 12, 2008

Get merch

manhatten slay ride

When performing sex from behind at the top of a staircase, the man pulls out the womans arms and rides her down the staircase.

She broke her neck in three places after a manhatten slay ride.

manhatten slay ride by jon abbot August 5, 2007

Get merch

Slay Ride

When you slay a multiple amount of LG's in a row or one night.

Girl:"Hey wana go to that party tonight? We can go for a little slay ride."

Slay Ride by TFaux April 17, 2011

Get merch

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

Get merch

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

Get merch