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Bay Area High School Smashers

A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.
"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"

"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"

Slasher Movie 

A horror movie with a killer, and a body count. These movies can take place in the woods, the middle of Nowhere, a small neighborhood, a camp site, or sometimes, even in outer space. The killers are usually vengeful maniacs, and most of them go after naughty teenagers, and sometimes, nosy adults
guy #1:Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween and Friday the 13th are some of my favorite slasher movies
Slasher Movie by samvadar February 21, 2014

splankers 

Splankers means rad, cool, wicked, absolutely brillo-dillo. The Fonz is max splankers.
Woah! Clyde just pulled a splankers 360 inward heelflip!
splankers by Keefaz December 13, 2018

Muffin Slasher 

Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.
Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."

Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"

Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
Muffin Slasher by Wrong Button October 1, 2014

splankers 

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.
Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!
splankers by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

the hash slinging slasher 

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.