sinner's hug 

When your hips are touching during a tender embrace, leaving no room for jesus in between the two of you.

Upon seeing a picture of two people in swimsuits touching:
Sam: Uh, Luke, I don't see a lot of room for the Holy Spirit in this picture...
Luke: Don't worry. Our hips weren't touching so that means it's not a 'sinner's hug.'

sinner's hug by nonliteralmeaning September 14, 2011

Spinter’s third law 

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

Spinter’s third law by Spinter April 7, 2021

sinner's ass 

A synonym for diarrhea, especially when it is induced by the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages.

I got spongy on Guinness last night and now I have a bad case of sinner's ass.

sinner's ass by Gliese November 27, 2009

Sinner's Hug 

Christian term for hugs where hips touch.

Sam: Uh Luke, I don't see a lot of room for the Holy Spirit in this picture...
Luke: Don't worry. Our hips aren't touching, so that means it's not a "sinner's hug".

Sinner's Hug by freefrogs September 15, 2011

Sinner's Mass

This is the late Sunday afternoon mass attended by people who could not get up to attend a Sunday morning mass because of a night of partying. People usually run into their friends from the night before. Can end up being an ass-mass.

What a long night of partying. I will sleep it off and attend the Sinner's Mass later today. Maybe I will see Bob.

Sinner's Mass by dgeorg02 April 4, 2011

sinner's mom

dead

sinner's mom is dead

sinner's mom by trainy April 18, 2023

skinner's constant 

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.

The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.

skinner's constant by WoodleyPark April 11, 2023