Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."
Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"
Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"
by cberry March 3, 2014
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Get the spider legs mug.The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.
Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!
Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!
(She chats with receptionist)
She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"
Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"
She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "
Both: "eeewwwwww"
She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"
Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"
She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "
Both: "eeewwwwww"
by Jasminenz January 9, 2009
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The act of spasmaming your body and legs to a catchy beat in public. Usually recorded so multiple people can enjoy the playback and hilariouty. Common moves include the crotch grab, head stroke and leg stomp.
by the.dance.machine November 7, 2010
Get the Spider Legs mug.When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.
by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010
Get the Spider Legs mug.A severe deformality of the legs caused by sitting on the ground in an emo fashion at a concert. The heavy low frequency soundwaves barrage the bones of the legs, causing a loss of muscle mass and a lengthening of bone structure in the femur, fibia, and tibia. The result is a person with long, gangly spider legs.
Example One:
Sebastian: Did you see that fucking kid back there with the spider legs?!?!?
Dylan: Yeah! Hes watching my backpack for me, and I dont trust him as far as he can reach with his massive, akward, gangly spider legs!
Example Two:
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise hates kids with spider legs. Captain Jean Luc Picard doesent respect people who sit down and face walls at concerts.
Sebastian: Did you see that fucking kid back there with the spider legs?!?!?
Dylan: Yeah! Hes watching my backpack for me, and I dont trust him as far as he can reach with his massive, akward, gangly spider legs!
Example Two:
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise hates kids with spider legs. Captain Jean Luc Picard doesent respect people who sit down and face walls at concerts.
by dilman-7 September 9, 2006
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