spicy accountant

A christian way to say that you sell nudes to strangers on the internet, usually on OnlyFans.

A: I haven't talked to Jesse in a while. What is she up to now?
B: She's a spicy accountant. Her OnlyFans page is really popping.

by notsockpuppet August 20, 2021

Spicy Accountant

Usually a young woman who finds ways to subsidise her living style / travelling by providing sexual favours to older men with a lot of money (Sugar daddy).

"Oh so that's how Makayla manages to travel to all these places - she's a spicy accountant!"

by DukeWilfred July 12, 2025