Sphinx Toe 

Camel toe that is so prodigious in size that it resembles the gap between the toes of the Great Sphinx more so than the cloven hoof of a camel. Usually found on morbidly obese women, but not restricted from including morbidly obese men.

"That fat chick has the worst camel toe I have ever seen." -steve-
"Dude, that's not a camel toe, that's a sphinx toe..." -Jon-

Sphinx Toe by WillCPKPh January 21, 2011

sphinxter 

sphinxter - an amateur Egyptologist who cannot tell his ass from a hole in the ground.

Alternate definition: an outhouse for illiterate Western tourists (locally referred to as "sphinxters") located at the Sphinx in Egypt.

This sphinxter was loudly wandering all around Cairo looking for a bathroom but only found an outhouse near the Sphinx which is also called a "sphinxter" because it meets both qualifications for an outhouse, has an asshole and a hole in the ground.

sphinxter by Word Salad December 15, 2010