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Sphindoo 

A immigrant truck driver from India or Pakistan who, whilst sitting spun out on a hill on the highway, and blocking several vehicles, asked about tire chains, responds “I cannot do”
(On LADD 1)
Truck Driver 1: “Why is there so much traffic on the hill today?”
Truck Driver 2: “There is a sphindoo blocking the road”
Truck Driver 1 “why the fuck doesn’t he have his chains on?”
The Sphindoo in question: “I cannot do”
Sphindoo by Thic_Boi_ALBERT July 17, 2023
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Spindoodlegooster 

A person who smokes an insane amount of meth- this person has lost all sense of reality and morality. They would probably do something like fight shadow monsters in their attic.

Or it can be used as a verb-
to be spindoodlegoostered

This word was created by Rambo
Damn did you see Aldo- he's such a spindoodlegooster.

Damn that crackhead's all spindoodlegoostered- he should probably eat a sandwich.
Spindoodlegooster by Morizz November 12, 2006
To embace ones shin on to or in to an object creating a "dook" noise or sound.
man two: dave "ShinDooked" his shin on that table,

man one: man thats one crazy "shindook"
Shindook by sleeepsta August 11, 2009

Shindookey

Something you find to be complete B.S.
Sarah: That hair style is so shindookey...

Laura: What?

Sarah: Your hairstyle is so--

Laura: What is...shindookey?

Sarah: ...don't speak to me anymore. And fix your hair, it looks like--

Laura: Shindookey, I got it...
Shindookey by Cappiebauraaaa April 14, 2009

Shindookie 

Synonymous with crap. Used when you feel like something went wrong. Not a very known word. No one knows the true meaning, so when asked what it is, you walk away, head hung low.
Fredrick: "Guess what Ryan!"

Ryan: "What?"

Fredrick: "Your girl, Maggie Florence was caught making out with Joseph Hemmings, last hour in Mr. Hendrick's class"

Ryan: "WHAT?! That's straight shindookie, yo. How could she--"

Fredrick: "What. On. Earth is 'shindookie', Ryan?"

Ryan: "Uh, how could you NOT know?"

Fredrick: "Call me stupid, but that's the first time I've EVER heard of that."

Ryan: "Stupid."

Fredrick: "Okay, you're so smart, tell me what it means..."

Ryan: "Um..."

Fredrick: "Um?"

Ryan: ::Phone rings:: "Um--Gotta take this, dude!"

Fredrick: "You're such an idiot."
::walks away::
Shindookie by Goldenchick01753 February 28, 2009

Bare shindoodoo 

When you take a crap in someone elses shoes and that someone else puts them on. Used for pranks.
What the fuck. Why the hell did you take a fucking bare shindoodoo. My foot smells like shit. Yeah, yeah, smell that shit.
Bare shindoodoo by The table squad December 13, 2009

shindoozle

con or get what you want
i shindoozled kristie into giving me a blunt
shindoozle by BeeDoubleYou October 19, 2009