Sperm Sandwich

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when your balls get crushed between your thighs

Person 1: Dude when we were playing football I tackled Steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich!

Person 2: I know! He was almost crying!

Sperm Sandwich by PikeJew December 24, 2010

Words you can keep

Sperm Sandwich

A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).

Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.

Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.

Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard

Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.

Sperm Sandwich by Sam and Paddy August 24, 2009

Related Words

Sperm Sandwich • PB and sperm sandwich • sperm • sperm whale • sperm donor • sperm burper • sperm dumpster • sperm bank • Sperm Whaling • sperm cramps

PB and sperm sandwich

just what it sounds like. the art of making a Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich for a tool and adding a little juice for extra spice.

im making AJ a PB and sperm sandwich because i know he dumb enought to eat it

PB and sperm sandwich by mitch "silent dominater" james November 26, 2007

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026