Sperm Sandwich
Person 1: Dude when we were playing football I tackled Steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich!
Person 2: I know! He was almost crying!
Person 2: I know! He was almost crying!
Sperm Sandwich by PikeJew December 24, 2010
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Sperm Sandwich
A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).
Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.
Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.
Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard
Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.
Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.
Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard
Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.
Sperm Sandwich by Sam and Paddy August 24, 2009
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PB and sperm sandwich
just what it sounds like. the art of making a Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich for a tool and adding a little juice for extra spice.
PB and sperm sandwich by mitch "silent dominater" james November 26, 2007
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