Spar-GER; the cheap, bitter, drain-cleaning-fluid-like substance contained within generic white cans and sold as lager at your local Spar. Essentially, it is carbonated tramp piss.

"I've only got £2 to get collins'ed on. Looks like I'd better buy a 12 pack of Sparger"

"He said it was Corona, but it literally took the skin from the inside of my mouth. I'm sure it was Sparger"

Sparger by MagickDio February 4, 2010

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Jenn Sterger

A woman so incredibly hot that men are compelled to send her pictures of their penis, half flaccid or not. Made famous when the legendary #4 inches, Brett Favre, did just that (allegedly).

Brett: "Do you think I should get hard before I send these pictures of my penis?"

Security Guard: "How can you not be hard after seeing Jenn Sterger?"

Jenn Sterger by NumberFourInches October 20, 2010

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stergeron

To live your life to the fullest. As in go big or go home. As in living life with no regrets. The word backward spells out "no regrets".

Life's too short, stergeron my friend!

stergeron by stergeron April 17, 2008

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Speager

A small, furry animal with red ears and a tail with spikes on the end that shoot venom and attack things like humans and pull them into the water. Also known to spin webs and shoot lasers from eyes. Extrememly dangerous.

The wild Speagers of the areas surrounding the University of Western Ontario.

Speager by Dr. Sherman Lipton, PhD, Biological Sciences and Awesomeness January 24, 2007

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