Get out my spatula

To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)

When Alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula.

by Saepe Fidelis July 28, 2012

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

by fireboss518 September 5, 2015

Wendy spatula

Wendy spatula is a phrase that is commonly used too describe a person that can use a spatula and other cooking equipment extremely well. Also, the phrase may be used for someone who cooks very well. Someone who can flip pancakes well may be referred too as "Wendy spatula". The person who is called "Wendy spatula" is usually a smart and artist person.

"Woah! He flips burgers so well he is a Wendy spatula."
"I wish I was a Wendy spatula, I am so bad at cooking."
"She is such a Wendy spatula!"

by I'm weird af August 12, 2017

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022

Spatula Slap

V:

When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.

"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"

by BadAssBassPlayer May 18, 2011

Diaper Spatula

A spatula made for flinging poop

Lets go to a diaper spatula contest today

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019