A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.
Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."
Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*
Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"
Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*
Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"
by Sbeb January 12, 2023
Even though I cheat by using a website that automatically solves equations and by writing down book work codes in a .txt file on my computer instead of in my book, it still takes me 5 hours to do all 10 tasks.
Not to mention how my teacher forces us to practice our times tables which you can't cheat because it times you, each time it asks you a multiplication question, in such a way that you can't exactly type the question into a calculator within 5 seconds, nor can you paste answers in to the answer box which you can't do anywhere on the site for that matter.
Not to mention how my teacher forces us to practice our times tables which you can't cheat because it times you, each time it asks you a multiplication question, in such a way that you can't exactly type the question into a calculator within 5 seconds, nor can you paste answers in to the answer box which you can't do anywhere on the site for that matter.
"Imagine not cheating on Sparx Maths"
"I do cheat it just doesn't save any time because of how sick and twisted the creators of this site are."
"I know right!? They didn't even try and yet they still managed to make the most horrible website in existence."
"Ok I really gtg it's 2 am and I still haven't finished my Sparx Maths despite cheating."
"I do cheat it just doesn't save any time because of how sick and twisted the creators of this site are."
"I know right!? They didn't even try and yet they still managed to make the most horrible website in existence."
"Ok I really gtg it's 2 am and I still haven't finished my Sparx Maths despite cheating."
by Sbeb December 13, 2022
"did you do sparx maths in the weekend " " nah noit due in till " proceeds to get thrown into a wall
by mr manequin November 10, 2021
your sparx maths is not due till friday but you still havent started it (proceeds to get bullied by the teacher for the whole lesson
by mrenyclopedia67465747 November 17, 2021
Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023
Literal torture and waste of fucking time to the point you're up at 3am on a school night making up for the time lost doing it. Created by a worse descendant of Adolf Shitler. Anyone who says they like it is either lying or brain dead. Actually makes me appreciate Hegarty for once.
Fuck Sparx maths
by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023
The embodiment of hell. I would not wish this shitty punishment upon even my worst enemy. Help me- no sparx is very good yes i love it. (HELP MY TOES ARE BEING CHOPEED OFF) yes i am getting so smart for saying 1+1=3 mhm mhmmmmm (HELP PLEASE NOT A DRILL)
by Aesodynx May 21, 2023