Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

Sparkling water

The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing

Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water

by Haydayfarmer1 April 9, 2021

Sparkling water

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”

by Bakuclout July 13, 2018

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020

Sparkling Water

Electrified water. Often found when people dig where they shouldn't.

Well I sent three guys down there and they all passed out. Turns out it was Sparkling Water.

by Oogabooga64 January 26, 2022

sparkling water

water that sparkles

sparkling water

by sparkling water November 2, 2013