by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
by bhrome April 06, 2004

by The Molster March 04, 2004

by David October 27, 2003

by Walden Scott February 18, 2019

masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
by Johny Casino December 21, 2009
