The art of taking your own testacles stretching them behind yourself and placing them next to your ass hole with your legs gently squeezed together and swiftly and silenty placing them on your sleeping friends face.
by Big Teats September 14, 2008
A White Spaniard is a person that passes as a northern or western european more than their mediterranean counterparts. They have blond and red hair, blue and green eyes and look more British or French than a typical Spanish person.
My Mom is a White Spaniard.
by Ella negra mujer. October 2, 2019
My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.
by Uncle Dewey June 13, 2008
1) When you can hear that pussy pop from spain to north america.
2) The seventh largest extinction event of earth.
2) The seventh largest extinction event of earth.
by humidrobot September 22, 2019
by Getreadytogetwet69 June 13, 2010
This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.
While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.
by Mung August 3, 2003
A very cool guy in the For Honor community who's in charge of r/CompetitiveForHonor. He has also collaborated with Ubisoft to help For Honor players git gud.
by Bodied_Man August 16, 2021