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boganii splendicus 

The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.
David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".
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splendiforous 

His wife is splendiforous!
splendiforous by Starchylde December 21, 2014

splenda papa 

A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.
Woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?

Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.

Splendid 

- Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this recent stock market fiasco.
- Nigga, we sell crack.
- Splendid.
Splendid by Kwombat November 10, 2020
the sweetest, funniest, smartest girl ever. she will make you laugh and make your whole day seem brighter and happier with just one smile. she is very loyal and will do anything to make someone feel better. she is a very busy girl who tries hard to keep up with her life and be obligated to everything. she tries her best to make room for her schedule for everyone but knows how hard it can be when there are strict rules that she must follow. she can be quite a rebel and can be real freaky when she wants to (wink wink ;))) ) If you ever fall in love with a salena, remember that she loves you and dont ever let her go even though times may get rough for both of you.
salena by broskiinthebag100 October 8, 2019

Spagen wagon 

A person that is extremely irritating but doesn't realise that they are.
Omg Eliza's such a spagen wagon she can't take a hint.
Spagen wagon by Shadow_crystal April 17, 2017
Modest but beautiful with a huge heart. Loyal to those she loves and a strong troublemaker looking for adventure.
I wouln't mess with her or she'll go all Shalene on you...
Shalene by dingdonglala December 12, 2011