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Spaghetti Men

A tangled group of grappling men. This occurs when a fight ends up on the ground and a seires of attempted submission moves creates extreamly homoerotic positions; a phenomenon that is most often seen during UFC fights.
Chris: Did you catch the fight last night?

Paul: Ya, it was pretty cool until it turned into a match of spaghetti men. The Phillipino guy started rubbing his stubble between the black dude's ass, and it looked like he would win, until the black guy slid his scrotum across the Phillipino's face.

Chris: Wow.
Spaghetti Men by Sir Grapefellow October 30, 2010

Spaghettimuncher 

1. (n)One who eats ass.
2. (v) (to Spaghettimunch) To eat ass
3. (n) One who eats spaghetti out of asses.

This term was coined at a wedding I attended. My brother (who was the guest speaker), asked the groom is he spaghettimunched his new wife, and if not, she knew where to find him.

We've used this term ever since. (That was about 5 years ago.)
1. "Macy, he's hot!"
"Yeah, I heard he's a spaghettimuncher too!"
Both: "NIIIIICCCEE"
2. "Dude, I totally spaghettimunched that bitch!"
"Dude, that's fucking disgusting."
3. "She wants me to spaghettimunch her!"
"With spaghetti and everything?"
"Yep. Her grandma's recipe."
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026