A tangled group of grappling men. This occurs when a fight ends up on the ground and a seires of attempted submission moves creates extreamly homoerotic positions; a phenomenon that is most often seen during UFC fights.
Paul: Ya, it was pretty cool until it turned into a match of spaghetti men. The Phillipino guy started rubbing his stubble between the black dude's ass, and it looked like he would win, until the black guy slid his scrotum across the Phillipino's face.
1. (n)One who eats ass.
2. (v) (to Spaghettimunch) To eat ass
3. (n) One who eats spaghetti out of asses.
This term was coined at a wedding I attended. My brother (who was the guest speaker), asked the groom is he spaghettimunched his new wife, and if not, she knew where to find him.
We've used this term ever since. (That was about 5 years ago.)
1. "Macy, he's hot!"
"Yeah, I heard he's a spaghettimuncher too!"
Both: "NIIIIICCCEE"
2. "Dude, I totally spaghettimunched that bitch!"
"Dude, that's fuckingdisgusting."
3. "She wants me to spaghettimunch her!"
"With spaghetti and everything?"
"Yep. Her grandma's recipe."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.