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Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Technologies

Devices and systems designed to operate across six dimensions, allowing users to perceive, measure, or manipulate not just spacetime position and probability branches but the fundamental starting points that shape reality. These technologies include "initial conditions scanners" that can read the complete history of any system from its beginning, "origin browsers" that let you explore how different starting points would have unfolded, and the holy grail: "reinitialization devices" that would let you restart systems with new initial conditions—essentially, the ability to begin again. Such technologies are theoretical only, because changing initial conditions would rewrite history entirely, creating paradoxes that make time travel look simple. But the fantasy of being able to choose your starting point—your genetics, your family, your era—is irresistible.
Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions Technologies Example: "He used a 6D technology device to view his life with different initial conditions—if he'd been born to wealthy parents, if he'd had different genetics, if he'd grown up in a different country. The device showed him twenty versions of himself, each starting from different points, each unfolding differently. Some were happier, some richer, some dead. He returned to his actual initial conditions slightly more at peace—not because they were best, but because they were his."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016