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When something bad happens to

you because you study at Bath Spa University
When you study at Bath Spa University and there is a power shortage in the campus, you get spa'd
Spa'd by Spa'd February 25, 2020
When Bath Spa University messes up and makes it difficult for you to go on with your degree
Person 1: I got put in a group but one of the group members dropped out last year

Person 2: You've been Spa'd mate

Person 1: My assignment is due in two days and I can't submit it because Minerva has been down for three days

Person 2: You have well and truly been Spa'd

Gentleman's Spa Day 

It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is masturbating, preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass containers) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered gentleman.
Friend: What did you do this weekend?
You: Well I stayed in on Sunday and had a Gentleman's Spa Day
Friend: Nice
Gentleman's Spa Day by Katoxxvi September 11, 2016

spa'doink 

While getting blumpkins! The sound your shit makes right before you cum and it is hitting the water.
Henry was getting blumpkins and i heard shit hitting the water. I knew then that it was spa'doink to the max.
spa'doink by masta spa'doink 123 January 3, 2009
Spa Day, or Spa weekend is the act of going away for a dirty weekend with a fuck buddy or friend with benefits. No strings attached sex, prolly mostly in the jacuzzi.
"Yeah, I am so taking him on a Spa Day"
"We went on a Spa weekend, I can barely walk today"
Spa Day by The Tea Lady May 10, 2012

oral spa day

When you take a scalding hot shower, while enjoying a can of ice cold Sprite.
It was cold outside and I needed to recharge, so I took an oral spa day.
oral spa day by Grandest Pappy January 8, 2025