Sozzlecopter 

To show deep sympathy or empathy towards someone for their issues, more potently than soz or sozzles or an actual fucking word can achieve. It is the exact opposite of a Roflcopter

Grace: I'm pregnant because of you!

Peter: W00ps, i must have 4got 2 waer a condom that nite. Sozzlecopter! xoxo

Sozzlecopter by Daneeyul January 26, 2014

Snozzlecopter 

Someone who’s trying to proverbially swing their dick in a conversation, but has taken too much coke; thus having nothing to swing.

Did you hear Steve last night? What an absolute snozzlecopter!

Snozzlecopter by Fractalist September 10, 2018