Sowardish

the act of cooking the most bland or flavorless dish imaginable while boasting of its health value and outstanding quality, when in reality it is complete shit. the whitest of the whitest seasoned chicken if you will

i went over to Sarahs last night cause she was trying to impress me with a home cooked meal, mannnnn that shit was sowardish as fuck, woulda been better off eating a piece of picket fencing

Sowardish by chiggity_chang_bang June 6, 2018

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Carla Sowards

Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com

Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.

Oooooooh carla!

I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!

Carla sowards is always on my balls.

Carla Sowards by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012