Sowardish

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the act of cooking the most bland or flavorless dish imaginable while boasting of its health value and outstanding quality, when in reality it is complete shit. the whitest of the whitest seasoned chicken if you will

i went over to Sarahs last night cause she was trying to impress me with a home cooked meal, mannnnn that shit was sowardish as fuck, woulda been better off eating a piece of picket fencing

Sowardish by chiggity_chang_bang June 6, 2018

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Carla Sowards

Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com

Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.

Oooooooh carla!

I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!

Carla sowards is always on my balls.

Carla Sowards by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012

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sugardish

Another word or synonym for the word vagina (a part of the female anatomy)

My sugardish brings all the boys to the yard.

sugardish by Lankng Opoe May 13, 2005

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swerdish

A person who tucks their sweater into their pants. Yes pants, scary I know. Deal with it.

Kenny from Princess Diaries is a swerdish

swerdish by Allison November 29, 2003

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Soapdish

A whore, for a boy a man-whore

OMG you are such a soapdish!

Soapdish by Monique January 21, 2003

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sugardish

Derived from the ancient Greek word "eeybalus". Another word for "vagina" or "Fernand Verhulst".

"Hey sugardish, I like the way you move, like butter on a feedbag strapped around my monkey's package"

sugardish by Jahreed McFarson April 9, 2005

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Sowardick

1. The hugest penis ever.

2. A penis that tastes sour.

Dude, did you see Marc? He has a total Sowardick!

Sowardick by Gzuszun January 7, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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