Sowardish

the act of cooking the most bland or flavorless dish imaginable while boasting of its health value and outstanding quality, when in reality it is complete shit. the whitest of the whitest seasoned chicken if you will

i went over to Sarahs last night cause she was trying to impress me with a home cooked meal, mannnnn that shit was sowardish as fuck, woulda been better off eating a piece of picket fencing

by chiggity_chang_bang June 6, 2018

Carla Sowards

Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com

Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.

Oooooooh carla!

I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!

Carla sowards is always on my balls.

by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012

sugardish

Another word or synonym for the word vagina (a part of the female anatomy)

My sugardish brings all the boys to the yard.

by Lankng Opoe May 13, 2005

swerdish

A person who tucks their sweater into their pants. Yes pants, scary I know. Deal with it.

Kenny from Princess Diaries is a swerdish

by Allison November 29, 2003

Soapdish

A whore, for a boy a man-whore

OMG you are such a soapdish!

by Monique January 21, 2003

sugardish

Derived from the ancient Greek word "eeybalus". Another word for "vagina" or "Fernand Verhulst".

"Hey sugardish, I like the way you move, like butter on a feedbag strapped around my monkey's package"

by Jahreed McFarson April 9, 2005

Sowardick

1. The hugest penis ever.

2. A penis that tastes sour.

Dude, did you see Marc? He has a total Sowardick!

by Gzuszun January 7, 2008