Definitions by oldbay5432

south river colony 

A high class neighborhood full of white trash. Anything suspicious will be reported immediately. Crime free, and classy. Expect to see vineyard vines and khaki pants alll around

"I saw a huge neighborhood with big houses in Edgewater the other day."

"Oh, that's South River Colony"

south river colony by oldbay5432 March 18, 2017