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A high class neighborhood full of white trash. Anything suspicious will be reported immediately. Crime free, and classy. Expect to see vineyard vines and khaki pants alll around
"I saw a huge neighborhood with big houses in Edgewater the other day."

"Oh, that's South River Colony"
by oldbay5432 March 19, 2017
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