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That Sounded Wet 

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.
Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."
That Sounded Wet by Paul Varjack October 12, 2016
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Seattle Sounders FC 

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.
Friend: Who is your favorite soccer team?
Me: Seattle Sounders FC
The young boar reacted with caution, but quickly followed the rest of the sounder inside the trap.
Sounder by morpheus30 June 12, 2018

Seattle Sounders FC 

An Major League Soccer club from Seattle that has a incredibly ridiculous amount of fans (for an American soccer club), upwards of 35,000 a match. The original club formed in 1974 and they have been playing in MLS since 2009.
Eurosnob: No one watchs American ... pfft.... soccer HAH
Sounders FC fan: Have you seen Qwest Field during a Seattle Sounders FC match?
Seattle Sounders FC by jonnigga October 30, 2010

soundeesh 

Adaptation of 'sound' that makes it even more sound, -eesh or -esh can be added to almost any word to amplify it's meaning.
Commonly used in Totnes(esh) and surrounding areas.
Bob: Can I have tokes on that joint?
John: Of course
Bob: Soundeesh
Martin: Shall we go to out tonightesh?
John: Yeah man
soundeesh by SmedlyMuttler May 16, 2016

uno-sounder 

A person who is addicted to one artist or one type of music, or someone who has not been exposed to ny other genres of music.
Alex: Yo Max, it's some emo rocker!
Max: *sighs* Such and uno-sounder...
Alex: Hey - you faggot emo obsessed fiend! *tosses Rammstein album to him*, FEUER FREI BITCH!

Sounders 

A Sounder is a noun used to describe when good people expose bad people doing bad things. We have words for people telling on others... narc, snitch, tattletale, whistleblower but all are negative connotations. What's the good word for people exposing bad people? What's the good word for people sounding off about bad people doing bad things... SOUNDER
Bobby sounded off about the bullies on the bus and exposed them to help other children. Bobby is a true Sounder and we are rewarding him for being an amazing person with a plaque and gift certificates.

Benghazi hearings aren't over yet! Top Republicans are expecting more true American Sounders to step forward and sound off to find the truth.
Sounders by QLman May 13, 2013